
Welcome
Uncle Ronny’s Greetings & Gifts LLC. Is proud to present the New Dark Forest of Ulcron3 Website. We are the selling post for Ulcron and his Evil Brother, whose name is so unspeakable we dare not mention it here.
Ulcron protects his region of the Dark Forest which is filled with Pixies, Fairies, Dwarves, Movie Icons, and Creatures of the Light.
His evil brother who dwells in the Depths of the Dark Forest is surrounded by Demons, Vampires, Witches, Goths, Pagans, Vamps and Rock and Rollers.
Our mission is to get the goods to market from both brothers in an attempt to keep the peace in the Dark Forest. It is an unenviable task I assure you. But it must be done. The Dark Forest lies on the border of the Fairy Village and any breach from the Depths of the Forest would cause unimaginable pain and suffering.
Some of the products we offer are Fine Collectibles like Harmony Kingdom. Ulcron offers lighter fare from such movie stars as Coraline and Bettie Boop. High Culture objects and Designer Toys like Jeremiah the Innocent, The Family Guy, toki doki, and South Park.
The Dark one tempts you with Evil creations from Vampires, Demons, the Grim Reaper, and Vixons like Bettie Page. He also lures you with Gothic Clothing and Jewelry and items from the Devil's taskmasters, those creatures of Rock and Roll.
He also has products made from the imaginations of Tim Burton, Roman Dirge, and Jhonen Vasquez.
As long as we maintain the balance of good and evil we should be safe. But take care when wandering the Forest at night.
